Millie & Sven Life Under a Circus Tent A couple days in the life of a struggling artist under a circus tent. How could you not want to know?
Is it Spring Yet? September 12, 2023 Grandma Has a Gripe What could Grandma Meow Moses, the finest of the fine, possibly have to complain about?
The Cleaver Family August 24, 2023 Heat Wave Causes a Dam Truce Some call it a heat wave. Some call it a truce. You be the judge.
The Cleaver Family August 13, 2023 The Cleaver Update Catch up with the Cleavers and all their doings in the black hole just outside Harmony Grove.
Is it Spring Yet? June 26, 2023 No More Mr. Daisy A magical ninety day adventure in the lives of Millie and Sven.
Animals are People too June 16, 2023 Tuna Was a Good Boy A moment to cherish when Tuna shows compassion.
Is it Spring Yet? May 19, 2023 Grandma Outlives Fountain of Youth Fountain of youth croaks and life goes on in the black hole just outside Harmony Grove.
Is it Spring Yet? May 4, 2023 Hunter Bunter Dear Hunter, Love and longing always. A year without you, cherished spots hold your ashes. Life...
Is it Spring Yet? April 26, 2023 Grandma Meow Moses and the Fountain of Youth The fountain of youth brings new spring to Grandma's step.
Who's Who Case April 18, 2023 Life After the Who’s Who Case Now that everyone is getting along. Let us catch up with Tuna and Grandma Meow Moses.
Is it Spring Yet? March 16, 2023 Hunter Learns to Fly A letter from Hunter Bunter on his way to heaven.
Who's Who Case January 25, 2023 Chapter 4 – A Who’s Who of Who is Attempting to Murder Who Series The adorable snitch tells it like it is.
Is it Spring Yet? September 21, 2022 Grandma Meow Moses’ Story The day my new parents, Millie and Sven came to pick me up from my apartment...
The Cleaver Family September 3, 2022 The Passive Aggressive War Millie was talking about their chaos filled lives that followed the loss of their beloved King...
Is it Spring Yet? August 20, 2022 A Rhinestone Cowboy Not everyone could make it to Christmas at the cottage this summer.One of the missing persons...
The Cleaver Family August 3, 2022 Tree Huggers and the Cleavers When I arrived at the home of Millie and Sven, I found a petite woman in...
The Cleaver Family July 6, 2022 The Cleavers “Did you hear that?” I whispered.My sweet Sven did not respond.I rolled over in the dark...
Is it Spring Yet? June 25, 2022 Flying Sisters “Look. A restroom,” said my sister.“Get on the plane.”“But.” she grumbled.I glared and she walked up...
Animals are People too June 6, 2022 The Next Chapter There are some big shoes to fill around here now that Hunter, king of the jungle...
The Cleaver Family May 21, 2022 Chaos Without a King Three kings and three decades later my sweet Sven and I remain here in the black...
Is it Spring Yet? May 17, 2022 Week One My sweet Sven and I have not been able to carry on a conversation without being...
Is it Spring Yet? April 22, 2022 Hunter Bunter In one fell swoop Hunter Bunter picked up his head, let out a bark, laid his...
Titanic Trio April 6, 2022 The Titanic Trio and Cuggly The Titanic Trio take care of the invasion of the opossum.
Is it Spring Yet? March 28, 2022 The Season in Between the Season in Between According to the placement of the moon and the sun and the stars and the prevailing...
Is it Spring Yet? March 12, 2022 Spring Training March is the month we Wisconsinites dream about.This is when euphoria hits us in the face...
Is it Spring Yet? February 26, 2022 Grandma Loses Dreadlocks Everybody has a secret.Grandma Meow Moses is no exception.Although she is often pictured on my website...
Is it Spring Yet? February 16, 2022 Cookie Eyes This is Hunter.He is our very own living legend here in the black hole just outside...
Is it Spring Yet? September 22, 2021 Never Ending Summer Ends The orange cones will forever be there and today’s Bloody Mary is as likely as tomorrow’s...
Titanic Trio August 29, 2021 Bark Man Adds Sling to Arsenal Bark Man has new weapon to assist with his crime fighting days.
Is it Spring Yet? August 26, 2021 The Main Event Twenty pounds of sloppy Joes, are twenty pounds too many.But, I am not here to complain...
Is it Spring Yet? August 11, 2021 Just a Little Side Story Keeler Christmas in August had quite a turn out this year.As Grandma Jan, would have said,...
Is it Spring Yet? July 15, 2021 Where Credit is Due Here in the black hole outside of Harmony Grove, where there are not enough gigabytes to...
Is it Spring Yet? June 22, 2021 Beware of Grandma These bright green eyes and whiskers belong to Grandma Meow Moses.We have another cat as well.He...
Is it Spring Yet? June 8, 2021 What is the Rush? “We are not in any hurry,” says my sweet Sven.“Why did you say that?”“Contractors love to...
Is it Spring Yet? May 28, 2021 Jurassic Yard It all began earlier in May when I brought home my first batch of flowers.
Titanic Trio May 4, 2021 The Titanic Trio Episode Three A typical day in the lives of typical super heroes.
Titanic Trio April 26, 2021 The Titanic Trio Episode Two Super heroes take super naps while Millie Noe enjoys a moment of silence. Do not miss it,
Is it Spring Yet? April 13, 2021 Grandma Jan’s Couch At first I thought it was the trailer causing all the commotion.Last fall my sweet Sven...
Is it Spring Yet? April 6, 2021 Paisley Moon Friends My sweet Sven and I took in Hunter when he was four.He had no place to...
Is it Spring Yet? March 31, 2021 The New Twenty Will you still need me? Will you still feed me? I just turned sixty-four.My sweet Sven...
Is it Spring Yet? March 23, 2021 Opposite Day in the Black Hole Opposite day.Bizarro world.You say goodbye.I say hello.However you want to put it, it happened here in...
Is it Spring Yet? March 16, 2021 Hunter, Moses and Punk “Good afternoon Ms. Meow Moses.” “Good afternoon. Thank you for having me.” “I understand that you...
Is it Spring Yet? March 3, 2021 A Day in the Life of a Picses It is March.Time to mess with Pisces.Which begins at the information window that one must visit...
Is it Spring Yet? October 15, 2020 Last Bloom I wasn’t always like this when I woke up. You know how it is when you...
Is it Spring Yet? October 8, 2020 Patrick Patrick heard the first chapter of, The Perfect Storm, while cruising around the countryside with his...
Is it Spring Yet? September 28, 2020 Procrastination Station [ proh-kras-tuh-ney-shuhn ]Such a confusing word, is it not?It infers that a person is pro putting...
Is it Spring Yet? September 13, 2020 Lost Art of the Hypochondriac I was in a deep trance and nearing Sticky Bay.All I could hear was the steady...
Is it Spring Yet? September 8, 2020 The Wedding Weddings are fun.But you know how it is for the people involved.There is so much stress.What...
Is it Spring Yet? August 29, 2020 A Love Triangle Of course I feel guilty.Sneaking around wears me out.Living a double life is exhausting.But it is...
Is it Spring Yet? August 11, 2020 Big Kids’ Hill If you were to take the skinny path on the left, the easiest way home would...
Is it Spring Yet? July 30, 2020 Of Mice and Me One cannot choose one’s lot in life.But, what one chooses to do after birth, is one’s...
Is it Spring Yet? July 21, 2020 Mashed Potatoes Do not let golden skin fool you.Sure.Those potatoes make crispy hash browns.And they steam like a...
Is it Spring Yet? July 16, 2020 The Cottage This story is dedicated to Jan and Susie.We miss you so.And to you Vicki.Although nobody can...
Is it Spring Yet? June 26, 2020 The Other Side You know those inspirational sayings about never really losing someone because they are walking right beside...
Is it Spring Yet? June 20, 2020 Tuna the Teenager If I open the closet door to throw an item into the recycle bin.Tuna pops out...
Is it Spring Yet? June 10, 2020 The Pretty Pond Hunter doesn’t do the dog paddle.He prefers to sit in water.On the thirty acre kingdom that...
Is it Spring Yet? May 28, 2020 Ants The internet is slow here in our little black hole.But my Sweet Sven and I don’t...
Is it Spring Yet? May 21, 2020 Grandma Meow Meow Moves In House guest arrives to the black hole just outside Harmony Grove.
Is it Spring Yet? May 6, 2020 Too Old To Be Young Learn how to deal with life changing events in, Too Old to be Young.
Is it Spring Yet? April 29, 2020 Four Legged Walkers Rise and shine. It is time for a leisurely stroll through the woods with Millie and...
Is it Spring Yet? April 19, 2020 Does This Mask Make My Mouth Look Big? The world is spinning out of control. Let Millie set things straight.
Is it Spring Yet? April 16, 2020 The Hunter and Tuna Connection Opposing views on the pandemic between Hunter and Tuna.
Is it Spring Yet? April 2, 2020 Sven Goes to Hollywood Do not miss Sven Eastwood and his brilliant acting career.
BS Club Minutes March 28, 2020 BS Club Goes All Techy The BS Club conducts meeting on The House Party App.
Is it Spring Yet? March 24, 2020 King of Jungle Moves to Guest Room Find out why the King of the Jungle called in the press.
Is it Spring Yet? March 18, 2020 The Accidental Hoarder Valuable lessons for the first day of the end of the world. Get the inside story.
Is it Spring Yet? September 6, 2019 Morphine and Toast When life changes on a dime have a little morphine and toast.
Is it Spring Yet? August 28, 2019 The Staging Area The famous guard dog takes time in the staging area before his nightly shift.
Is it Spring Yet? June 14, 2018 The Lunch Bunch Great minds think alike. That is what makes Millie's Lunch Bunch so amazing.
Animals are People too April 8, 2018 The Dog Who Cried Woof The best cup of coffee is sometimes determined by the circumstances.
Is it Spring Yet? April 14, 2017 The Big Heist The big heist that nobody ever talks about. But Millie Noe was there.
Is it Spring Yet? July 26, 2016 Up North A tribute to Darwin and Patsy and the vacation that keeps on giving.
Is it Spring Yet? May 21, 2016 Woodstock the Movie The escapades of Millie, Kirsten and Arlo were pretty darn fine.
Is it Spring Yet? April 26, 2016 The Dream Ride – Chapter One An unlikely dream written by an unlikely pair.
Millie & Sven March 13, 2016 Boat Sailing Days Take a trip down memory lane to the old days of spring, kites and boat sailing days.
Is it Spring Yet? February 25, 2016 Millie Meets a Poet Can an extremely smart and educated poet and a mediocre humor blogger who uses cuss words...
November 11, 2015 What’s in Your Rearview Mirror? On that beautiful, sunny afternoon, I glanced in my rear view mirror. “Well, go around me,” I...
November 4, 2015 Lovely Daughter [one_half][/one_half] [one_half_last] I wanted to be Mrs. Brown’s, Lovely Daughter. I cannot believe that girl broke...
Is it Spring Yet? October 29, 2015 Burnt Dam Hotel “ROW LOW,” she said to my mother. “ROW LOW,” she said again. My mother just stared at...
October 21, 2015 Let it Snow Millie Noe’s agent. Millie Noe’s book. And Millie Noe. “I have to say, I think that it...
October 11, 2015 A Staycation with Hunter “I found my passion,” said Giselle’s sister one day, as we floated around in the warm sun,...
October 1, 2015 Time to Run I learned almost everything I know about horses by watching, Mr. Ed. So, it is not really...
September 20, 2015 Bobby McGee My eyes mist as I drive by the place they make sausage. I pray that a truck will not...
September 6, 2015 A Boat Named Caulk The saying goes that the best two days of your life, are the day you buy...
Is it Spring Yet? August 29, 2015 The Price is Wrong “Millie Noe, come on down.” Life is a game show. I prefer stories. And I don’t even...
August 20, 2015 Have a Little Faith in Me August 16th, 2015, 2:00 A.M. I was tired. I crawled into bed with previously unnoticed blisters on the...
July 29, 2015 Baseball Has Been Berra Good To Me Live from New York, it’s Saturday Night! My mother was eleven years old at the time. ...
July 18, 2015 Please Mr. Postman Look and see. Is there a letter? A letter for me? The following is a paraphrased email conversation,...
July 15, 2015 Message Pending I was twenty-three. I was pregnant. And I did not need to take Lamaze classes. “I don’t feel...
July 3, 2015 Did you say Shish Kabob? My eighteen year old eyes were just as wide as my eighteen year old mouth. I looked...
June 20, 2015 Ghosts Are People Too Prelude I do not like scary movies. Because they are scary. There is always the guy with the...
April 7, 2015 Millie is Cured Do you suffer from an acute, potty mouth? I did. And I don’t mean it was, A cute, as...
March 29, 2015 Where is Hunter? Do your pets try to sabotage your vacations too? Do they see you packing your suitcase and...
March 23, 2015 Colonoscopy Day with Millie and Sven “You are a perfect asshole,” said the doctor as we stood in front of the screen, viewing...
November 27, 2014 SVEN THE ALMIGHTY HUNTER Sven has a Thanksgiving story he would like to share. It’s a story that I have heard many, many, times,...
November 8, 2014 Invasion of the Mushrooms Unless a flying saucer falls out of the sky and crashes on the ground right in...
Is it Spring Yet? September 30, 2014 Nobody Ever Asks That Question Remember back one day, long ago, when you were just a twenty-three year old girl and you were...
August 10, 2014 Squash Bugs Anyone? How do I know that my garden has squash bugs? Because the other day I was...
July 28, 2014 The Trouble with Summer The trouble with summer is that floating with friends is not conducive to gardening and it seems that...
July 5, 2014 A Sac Religious Gardener My sister who lives in Georgia sent me an email last week that said, “My...
June 17, 2014 Millie Makes a Splash Double Click on the link below to see Millie make good on her cold water challenge. Http://Youtu.be/IFzyqGcPWEg
June 14, 2014 It’s A Girl! That’s right folks, Millie and Sven’s Easy Girl has produced an offspring. “What?” “Oh, sorry. Millie...
June 3, 2014 Yogi Bear and the Twister It was the third Wednesday of June. The year was 2004. The Place was Jellystone Park. It was...
Is it Spring Yet? May 26, 2014 Gardening Tips from Millie and Sven – Part II Memorial Weekend can be such a busy time, what with all the cookouts, parades and boat...
May 14, 2014 Gardening Tips from Millie and Sven Here we are already thinking of planting our gardens. I don’t know about you but my leaves are...
Is it Spring Yet? April 20, 2014 A Road Trip with Millie and Sven CHAPTER I It’s a shame that I did not write when I was...
May 11, 2013 Must be Strong – Chapter 2 The question remains. Did Sven ever meet face to face with his only Facebook friend and his...
April 26, 2013 YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR The only credentials this Mole Exterminator Guy has is a Rabies Tag. As far as I know...
March 31, 2013 THE BALLS OF GROUPON Me: I can not believe Groupon’s balls. Sven: Who’s Groopon? Me: It’s not who, it’s what....
