BS Minutes May 8, 2014

BS OFFIICIALE BUSINESS

There was une officiale discussionne between Le Mere et Giselle as to which ecole le Sociale du la ice crèmes es in, which petite enfant le ice crème sociale es por, where por to park le automobile, what time to leavez et what to do après le soiree.  Ma soeur was parlezing about une secrete route to get into le back door du la room du les lunches.  I would give vous more du les details, mais it was tres confusemente et I don't pense they know what they es doing.

BS CONVERSATIONNES

Le Mere: Millie, guess what Jagermeiser meanez? Moi: I forget. Le Mere:  It meanez,Le  Master du la Hunt.   If vous drink it vous will be le master du Hunter.

Oceanne et Hunter

Moi:  I have already tried that.  It doesn't workez. Giselle:  See ma neuvaux purse?  I purchasezed this et deux blanc shirts du la sweats le last weekend. Ma Mere: Vous purchased deux de le same shirts? Giselle: Oui.  They es both blank et they es both blanc.  I havez une now mais it es getting tres bare du les threads over mes boobs. Et they es hard por to find.  Unfortunatement  les sleeves es too long. So I will havez to shortenez all quatre du them. Le Mere: How do vous shortenez les sleeves on une shirt du la sweat? Then Giselle gavez une detailed demonstrationne as to how to shortenez les sleeves on une shirt de la sweat. Le Mere: Or vous could put it en le dryer. Moi:  Es vous going to wear them both? Giselle: I should put une away mais, I pense not. I once lost une blouse por deux de les years that way. Ma Soeur:  Where did vous findez it? Giselle: In ma closette. Et then Clementine tappezed on le door deux de les times et walked on in. "I cannot stay por long.  I am going por to take mon pere to le Legion por to be honored as une membre por 60 du les years.' Le Club:  WOWzers! Clementine: He does not want por to go.  Mais, we es going por to make him. Le Club: Porquoi does he not want to go? Clementine:  It commences at 7:00 PM et that es le time por his bed.  He never carezed por le military any du la way.  He was stationezed en Greenland during le war.  Now if ma mere was still alive she would be tres excitement to go.  She was stationezed en Manilla during ce war.  She was sent over to be la beauticianne por le wife du General McArthur. Le Club:  WOWzers! Clementine: Oui, mais le wife du General McArthur never showezed up so she did not stylez les hairs.  She used to say that when les sirens por les bombs went off et they all rannezed to les shelters, she took les papieres du la toilette along.  She was preparezed por le worse.  Et she said that une jour she was going to le latrine avec le accompiantemente du un guard.  When they got to le latrine le guarde openezed le door por her et une JAP (excusez moi por le slang, I am just le reporter) was sitting en there on top du le hole et he was pointezing une gun right at them, so le guarde blastezed him, right en fronte du ma mere. Le Club: WOWzers! Ma Soeur:  Tellez us about le fire at le Pub. Et then Clementine told le story:  Vous see, I was en ma bed reading ma book et ma phone du cell rangezed.  It was ma fille calling all de la way from Louisville.  She said, "Ma mere, le Pub es en le fire."  I said, "What es vous parlezing about?"  She said, "It es on le Book du la Face, right now."  So I got out du la bed, I threwezed on une shirt et I skippezed putting on ma brazierer.  I jumpezed ento ma car et drovez to le town.  Le Corners du la Four were all blockezed off by les trucks du la fire et beaucoup de les peoples.  There was even une helicopter por la news flying en le sky.  I parkezed ma vehicle et I rannezed up le rue to find ma famille du la restaurante.  Then I heard Michele callez out, "Clementine, we es over ici.  I knew vous would showez up, so I have le Guiness por vous." Le Club:  He had le Guiness? Clementine continuezed avec le story.  "Oui, he had all kinds du les bierres et all kinds du les snacks that he grabbezed out du la building por to bring to le lot du la lot du la parking en ce back.  He went enside le Pub a couple du la times por to get more du le things.  Mais, les volunteers du la departemente du les fires were not happy about that.  Une monsieur came over et he said, "Who es been going enside du la building?"  Et Michele said, "How long ago es vous parlezing about?"  Le monsieur said, "I heard that someone was enside there a few minutes ago."  Michele said, "That was not moi.  Le last time I went enside it was at least ten du les minutes ago."  Le monsieur said, "Well vous stay out du there or vous will be leaving ici enside du le back du le car du la squad." Giselle: What une trip du la power. Who does he pense he es? Clementine continuezed avec le story.  Je pense he really could have had Michele arrestezed.  Et then une madame who es une volunteer du la departemente du les fires came over to us et she said, "I will need por to havez une count du les tetes."  Et I said, "Porquoi?"  Et she said, "Parce que if le building should blowez up we will need to know how many du les bodies to search por." Et I said, "Es there something that we should know?" Et she said, "Well, les things can happen vous know." So I lookezed around et I commenced por to countez out loud et then I said, "Eight.  There es eight du les tetes.  Vous will want por to find eight du les bodies." Et then she walkezed away. Ma Mere:  What startezed le fire? Clementine:  Le broiler got so chaud that le smoke was billowezing between les walls et le mezzanine office above le restaurante fillezed up avec le smoke.  Le Pub will not be openezed until Friday. Et then Angelique et Mindalee walkezed en through le door. Angelique: We just came from BB Jacques. Et then Claudette came en through le door et went straight to le cabinette et removezed le plastique por safety reasons glass et fillezed it up avec le wine et joinezed le club. Et then there was some talk about les feetes that swellez up et then le topic switchezed over to, Monsieur Potato Tete.  Giselle said that she used to have all du les parts mais non body et she et her soeur would stickez les eyes et les ears et les arms et les feetes into les real potatoes. Moi: We couldn't usez les real potatoes.  Les potatoes were por les dinners. Giselle: Well our Monsieur Potato Tete did not even come avec une potato body, so we had to usez les real potatoes. Moi: How old es vous? Giselle gave me une du her looks. Giselle: Mais, les parts were always falling off du les potatoes. Le Club:  Porquoi? Giselle: They can only have so many du les holes before les holes commence to grow together.

Et then it was time por Le Shake Du Jour

Bartender: Clementine

NUMBRE DU JOUR:  CINQ

RULES: UNE DOLLAR TO PLAY, CINQ OF A KIND TO WIN HALF DE LE POT, TROIS SHAKES ET FARMING DE LA LAND IS ALLOWED.

1^st Shaker: Le Mere……………resulte…………Trois. 2^nd Shaker: Clementine…………resulte…….Quatre.............Holy Moly! 3rd Shaker: Mindalee………..resulte……..Une. 4th Shaker: Angelique………..resulte……..Quatre.................Wowzers! 5th Shaker: Claudette………..resulte……..Une. 6th Shaker: Moi……………resulte…………Deux. 7th Shaker: Ruperte……………resulte…………Trois. 8th Shaker: Ma Soeur...........resulte…………Deux.

9th Shaker: Giselle...........resulte…………OMD!!!!!! 

[one_half][/one_half] [one_half_last][/one_half_last] Oui, it es true.  Giselle cleanezed out half du le pot.  104$$$$$$$

Tune in ce next week to see if Giselle pullez up en une brande neuvaux automobile, or at least if she has fixezed ce toothe.