Pense twice before enterezing
Et don't forget to wipez les feetes.
BS CLUB ATTENDEZ
Ma Mere, Ma Soeur, Mes Amies: Giselle, Claudette, Clementine, Shirlee-Bunny, Angelique et Mindalee, Les Chats: Maxwelle Smarte et Morrie Amsterdam et Moi.BS NEWS
Avec all that has happenezed during le month du Octobre, ISIS, EBOLA, et les upcoming electionnes, it es hard por to imagine that there could be any du la more news to reporte. Mais, there es. Here es SNIPPETTES du tres importante informationne regardezing les activities from Le Club de BS por le monthe du Octobre.VOUS do NOT want por to miss it.
Unless du course, vous have une life.LAUNDRY
Ma soeur: Le agitator en ma machine du le washing es brokez.
Le Club: Oh, c'est domage.
Ma soeur: Oui, mais it still workez por les petite loads.
Le Club: Oh, that es bon.
Moi: I used to foldez up et put away le sweatshirts that mes childrens would only wearez une time et then tossez down le chute.
Ma Mere: I used to washez every single towel après every single shower por la entire famille.
Moi: I always usezed deux towels por all du mes showeres.
Ma Mere: Milicente!
Le Club: Hahahahahahahahaha.
PILIATED PECKERS DU LES WOODS
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A Common BS Topic
[one_half_last] Ma Mere: There es deux livezing en ma yard du la back. I usually see them when mon fil callez moi on Sunday matins. Moi: I saw une du those out le window at la cottage. He was tres grande et I just wokezed up et I thought he was une cartoone. . Shirlee-Bunny: There has been une du those Woody du la Wood Peckers, hangezing around ma mason le entire la summer. [/one_half_last]BS TECHNICAL STUFF
Giselle: I successfully loadezed une book onto ma Kindle du la Fire.
Le Club: Wow. Vous es like une geek du le squad membre.
Giselle: First le book went onto ma computer, then le book was on ma tablet et then all du la sudden there it landezed on ma Kindle. I was tres happy, mais, c'est domage, it was not le book that I orderezed. The une I orderezed was by John du la Grisham, mais non, le book on ma kindle was une differente book by une differente authour. It was pretty bon though.
Moi: I receivezed une amie requeste on le Book du la Face. I did not know le personne. I acceptezed any du la way, mais then I hit le deletez button. Et then I heardez that he/she was kickezed off le Book du la Face por being une imposter.
Giselle: Mon fil said, le personne might have beenez une freak du la pornographic.
Ma Soeur: Millie, vous idiote, vous should not acceptez une requeste du une amie if vous don't knowez le personne!
Moi: Well, I pensezed that perhaps some du la body juste likezed moi.
Angelique: I droppezed ma phone du cell.
WORK STUFF
Ma soeur: There es not enough time por to get every du la thing fini et mes assistantes must leavez le work at une o'clock. So then I end up runnezing ma derriere off, doing all do la work that es lefte. Giselle: Les assistantes should not leavez if le work es not fini. Ma Mere: They have to leavez. That es le resulte du les cuts du le budget. Angelique: Ma neuvaux title es, I L P B S D. Le Club: What le heck does that standez for? Angelique: Instructionnale, Laboratoire, Plannerez, Biology, Science, Departemente. Claudette: Holy fricking Jesus. Angelique: Et ma trainer por ma neuvaux job es une short, stocky, liberale, lesbianne. Shirlee-Bunny: We had une drill du la fire et I was out du la side smokezing une cigarette. Le Club: Hahahahahahahahaha Shirlee-Bunny: We tryezed to get back enside, mais we rannez ento un police du la capitol, et he said, "Bothe du vous mademoiselles turnez around, go down les stairs, go out to le walk du la side et DO NOT go back enside le door on la side." Le Club: Vous were going back enside durning une drill du la fire? Shirlee-Bunny: Oui, I have deux neuvaux emplyees et they did not know where por to go por une drill du la fire.Maxwelle Smarte et Morrie Amsterdam Octobre Activities
Winnie the Pooh. Pooh inside new bed. Morrie inside new bed.
Hunting. Sleeping. Sleeping.
Inspecting box. Waiting for BS Club. TROPHY CUBE.
BLOODE MOON
Shirlee-Bunny: I was standezing at ma sink du la kitchen et I juste glancezed out ma window et I said, "W T F?" Then I went out la door por to see le skye. La moon was rouge. Giselle: I didn't see it. I didn't want por to go out on le street en mes pajamas.INTRODUCEZING - MINDALEE'S NEUVAUX AUTOMOBILE
TA DA!
MOTORCYCLE OR LUSTE? That es le questionne.
Giselle: Who was le monsieur that vous were flirtezing avec at Chez Delle? Clementine: Juste un guy that es tryezing por to pickez moi up. Giselle: I thought vous were on une date. Clementine: Mais non. Le Club: Do vous likez him? Clementine: Non. Mais, Jacques es back. Le Club: Who es Jacques? Clementine: Vous know, Jacques Tote. His wife leftez him again. Every du la time that she leavez Jacques, Jacques comes lookezing por moi. Le Club: How many du les times has she leftez Jacques? Clementine: Beaucoup. Le Club: Do vous likez Jacques? Clementine: Je ne sais pas, mais, I had les tingles le last time we were togethere. Le Club: Les tingles? Do vous meanez LES TINGLEY kind du les TINGLES? Clementine: OUI. Moi: Oh, Clementine, that was juste from le ride on his motorcycle. Le Club: HahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaShirley-Bunney et La Police
Shirlee-Bunny: I got ento it avec le madame at le hotel. She was on ma case et I said to her, "This place es une dump!" Et then she said to moi, "Vous es discriminating!" Le Club: How es that discriminating? Shirlee-Bunny: Et that es when I said, "Oh non vous don't!" Et les fingeres started flyezing. Et then she callezed "Papa" et then she callezed le police et then Barney du la Fife drovez up en le car du la squad. Apres Barney calmezed le crazy madame down he apologized to moi por takezing so long por to get there. He toldez moi that la madame callez le departemente du la police every du la week about some du la thing. Le Club: Who es Papa?Bridgette Luanne et La Police
(Por those of vous that es new here, Bridgette Luanne es ma soeur's jeune fille.) Ma Soeur: Bridgette Luanne was on le news deux differente du la times parce que her apartemente was brokezed ento by une burgulre. Le Club: Mon Dieu! Ma Soeur: It was trois o'clock en le matin et every du la body was dormezing while le burgulare was stealezing le television. Une du Bridgette Luanne's mates du la room, spottezed le intruder from enside his room du la bed. He commencezed to instante messagez all le rest du les mates du la room to warnez them that they were being robbezed. He also notifiezed le departemente du la police. Mais, P.K. did not get le instante message parce que he was on ce way to le room du la reste et he bumpezed ento le thief who was standezing there avec le televisionne. P.K. said, "Hey, dude. What es upez?" At le very same momente that P.K. et le burgulare were getting aquaintezed les polices showezed up avec les horns du les bulles et they said, "Come out avec les mains up." Et that es when le robber took P.K. ento P.K.'s room du la bed et held P.K. hostage. Le Club: Gasp. Ma Soeur: Le robbere said to P.K., "We'll wait them out en here." Le Club: Did he havez une arm du la fire? Ma Soeur: Et then he fellez asleep. Le Club: Who fellez asleep? Ma Soeur: Le burgulare fellez asleep. Le Club: Le burgulare fellez asleep? Ma Soeur: Oui, mais, he wokezed up as soon as les polices brokez down le door et les barkezing, sniffezing, chiens came runnezing enside. Le burgulare triezed por to resist le arreste, so le police tasezed le burgulare right there en le room du la living. Le Club: HOLY SHITEZ!ET NOW ET ES TIME POR LE SHAKE DU JOUR NEWS
Le Rouge Solo Cup has been replacezed by this fancy jar.
Claudette's first shake.
Claudette's last shake.
