LE CLUB THAT WILL LEAVE YOU SAYING, "WHAT LE?"
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OFFICIALE BS BUSINESS
Une officiale Club de BS rating was given to Clementine's neuvaux apartemente. It was unanimous. Just like on, Let's Make Une Deal, all de les membres picked door numbre deux.
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BS CONVERSATIONS
Clementine: There es too much iron en ma supply de la water
. Ma hair es turning jaune.
Le BS Club Membres examined Clementine's hair. She was correctemente.
Clementine: It says en le internet to add, tartar, vinegar or juices de les lemons to ma water.
BS Club Membres: Vous could always try le rinse that es bleu.
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[one_half_last]Ma soeur sat on le balle du les excercises. She es tres talented. Louisa could nommer les humourous nommers de les childrens en le room du la lunch at le same time she did les crunches de la stomach. She said, "There es un Melvin, crunch, there es deux Henris, crunch, there es un Walter, crunch, there es une Emmit, crunch et there es even une Jim, crunch."[/one_half_last]
Then ma mere said, "Clementine, how was votre date ce last week?" Et Clementine wrinkled le nose. Et we said, "Vous did not like him?" Et Clementine wrinkled le nose again. Then Giselle said, "What exactemente was it that vous did not like about him?" Et Clementine said, "He es too pushy." Le Club Membres gasped, shook les tetes et said, "Pushy? Oh, we n'aime pas les pushy messieurs." Clementine said, "He said to moi, es vous going to lay some sugar on moi?" Le petite apartemente was filled avec une loud groan,"EEEWWW! BLUCK! GROSS!" Then Giselle said to Clementine, "So, then vous have non plans to lay any sugar on le monsieur?" Clementine said, "Mais non! I may be une esprit that es free, mais not avec everybody." Ma Mere said, "Well, how was le hambburger?" Et all de le membres laughed.
Et then Clementine pulled out something from une drawer. It was wrapped en les newspapers. Slowly she unrolled le mysterious object.
Et Voila!
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[one_half_last]Mais non mes amies! Vous have jumpeed to le wrong conclusion. This es not une de those sticks de la marijuana that comes from Thailand. This is une stick por le smudging. Vous light it on fire et then vous blow it out. Le smoke from le herbs fill le air avec bon et chases away mauvais. Or is it une de those marijuana sticks that comes from Thailand? [/one_half_last]
Clementine: Smell it.
Ma Mere: Ooh, it smells like le lavender.
Clementine: Should I light it up? Should we smudge le room?
Giselle: Non! Ma asthma.
Et then ma soeur said, "Ma fil was voted le employee du la monthe." Et then all de les membres cheered et we poured une toast por ma nephew. Et then Clementine said, "I have seen les loons out ma window." Et ma soeur said, "J'adore les loons. Do vous ever hear la call du les loons?" Et Clementine said, "Oui."Et then Giselle said, "There es une armada de les ducks that es noir. They keep on floating past ma window." Et then I said, "There es gazillions de le birds that are noir by ma mason." Et then Giselle said, "Clementine, if I can figure out how to amie vous, will vous confirmez moi as une amie?" Et Clementine said, "I know how to amie vous. I will do it." Et Giselle said, "Okay, then I will confirmez vous, après vous amie, moi." Then I said, "Clementine, how are votre neighbors?" Et she said, "Le monsieur on le left es okay, mais some de la times, late en le night he rings ma belle du ma door." "Oh mon Dieu!" exclaimed le club membres. "What do vous do?" Clementine said, "Le first time I was tres frightened. Le next jour I said to him, porquois do vous ring ma belle en le middle de la night?" Le club membres said, "What did he say?" Clementine said, "He said, I did not ring votre belle." Ma soeur said, "What about le other neighbor?" Clementine said, "He es tres nice. Et see le deck up there?" Et we said, "Oui." Clementine said, "It has une floor made out du la rubber so we can watch les storms come across le lake et we do not have to fear les bolts de la lightening." Giselle said, "Oh, may I come over to see une storm come across le lake? J'adore les storms." Et Clementine said, "Oui. Vous may come over anytime." Et Giselle was tres happy about that et then we made another toast to bon amies et to le apartemente behind door numbre deux.
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[one_half_last]Et then Louisa walked around le apartemente behind door numbre deux et she examined les balles that es hanging from le ceiling.
"Oh," she said, "Clementine, I like votre balles.
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Et then we all agreed that les best towels por drying les dishes es le sacs de les flours. Next ma mere reminisced de la time that she held Clementine's baby en her arms at ma mason une long, long time ago, during une de those parties where all de les mademoiselles purchase les toys that es made just por les mademoiselle's, if vous get ma drift. Et then I said, "Hey Louisa, how was le grande meeting du les mademoiselles du la lunches yesterday?" Et ma soeur said, "We parlezed about all de les laws en regarde to le proper servings de les fruites et de les legumes." Et then she said something about not being able to tell how old les mademoiselle at le meeting were parce que they wore les liners por les eyes all over les faces. Le club membres all burst out laughing et then we made another toast to le tres adorable apartemente behind door numbre deux. Clementine admitted that she es afraid du le mean madame du la lunche who es now retired et we were stunned. Et then we saw a few pieces de une collection de les tres beautiful glass that es bleu avec boats that es etched onto them. Mais, it es une pity. Clementine's collectionne es petite, parce que she has lived through, not une, mais, deux fires et each time she replaces les beautiful pieces they just burn up again. She pointed out that le apartemente has beaucoup de les pieces de la furniture that es rouge, mais Clementine's favourite colouer es not rouge. It es bleu. Even la balle de les exercises es rouge. Clementine said she es not worried about it. She said that whatever vous pense about will eventually come back to vous. This makes moi pense that vous should be careful what vous es pensing about. Et then ma soeur said, "Ma Mere, mon amie saw vous at le parade et do vous know what she said to moi?" Et ma mere said, "What?" Ma souer said, "She said, votre mere es chaud!" Et we said, "Oh, le mere. Vous es chaud! Let's toast to le mere." Et we did. Et then ma mere said, "Ma neighbor asked moi if le membres de le Club de BS were coming over du jour et I said, mais non, le club es meeting behind door numbre deux." Et that es when I said, "Ma mere, did vous remembre to bring le shake?" Et all de les membres waited en suspense por ma mere to answer. Et do vous know what she said? Ma mere said, "Mon Dieu. I forgot to bring le shake.
"I left le shake du jour en les hands du Maxwelle Smarte et Morrie Amsterdam."
Tune in ce next week. Vous do not want to miss anything that happens en les tres excitemente lives de les membres de le Club de BS.
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