BS Club Minutes June 11, 2014

Written in code to protect the guilty.

BS Conversations

Ma Soeur: Kaden came up behindez moi et gave moi une hug around ma waiste while I was working en le line du la lunch. Moi: Oh that petite enfante du mine.  He es tres funny. Ma Soeur:  His teacher toldez moi that he made une announcemente to ce classe.  He said, "I suppose vous es all been wonderezing how I have been heatezing up ma corn du les chiens."  Et then he said, "Ma taunte workez en le room du les lunches." Le Club: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, Oh that Kaden.

Et then Mattie made her debut to le Club du BS avec les following ingredients.

Mattie: What did vous meanez when vous texted to moi, non glasses? Ma Soeur:  I meant I couldn't readez your text parce que I couldn't findez ma glasses. Mattie:  Oh.  I pensezed that vous meant that there were non glasses at le condo. Moi:  How were vous going to drinkez that if there were non glasses? Mattie:  Never vous mind. What es en votre petite cup?  Es that l'espresso? Moi: Mais non! Et then Shirlee-Bunny arrivez et sat down next to ma mere et she bumpezed le button on le washer du les dishes avec le knee et turnezed it on, again.  (It es what she does.) Ma Mere:  J'adore les earrings, Shirlee-Bunny. Shirlee-Bunny:  Merci beaucoup. Ma Mere: Es they heavy?  They es tres grande. Shirlee-Bunny:  Non.  They es not heavy. Ma Soeur:  Vous should tryez them on ma mere. Le Club:  Hahahahahahaha. Genvieve, vous would look tres funny en les grande earrings.  We have never seenez vous en les grande earrings. Ma Mere:  Where would I wearez them?  To le store du les groceries? Claudette: Por to see Eddie Spaghetti. Le Club: Hahahahahahahahahahaha Then we learnezed what Mattie es going to do por le summer since l'ecole es fini.  1) Work en le second session du l'ecole du summer.  2) See Mademoiselle du la Ga Ga at le fest du la summer.  3) Go to la Beach du Myrtle por ten du les jours.  4)Help le fil showez his handsome pig at ce fair. Et then we bitchezed about les Europeans por saying that we cannot nommer les fromages les nommmers that we nommezed them et we havez to changez les nommers et por saying that we cannot makez les fromages le way that we makez les fromages parce que it es not sanitary. Claudette:  They es just pissezed parce que we win all du les awardes. Et then Maxwelle Smarte rollezed around  on le floor et was showezing off. Next somebody made une comment about ma cafe again, mais it was not le café, it was le Jagermeister en ce petite cup.  That sparkezed une long conversationne about café en general et then we learnezed (although I already knewez) that Claudette does not know how por to make le café parce que she et her husband don't drinkez le cafe and they only have it por when les companies come.  Et Claudette said, "Ma pot es brokez so ma fil purchasezed another pot por moi,  mais it es fancy dancy et I do not know how to usez it."  Ma soeur said, "Are vous sure le first pot was brokezed? Did vous rememberez por to put en le water?  Bridgette-Luanne has une problem avec remembering to put en le water. "  Et Claudette said, "The only pot I know how to usez es le une that makez 32 du les cups." Moi: That es beaucoup du les cups por les peoples who does not drinkez les cafés. Et then Claudette toldez us that she had por to arrestez avec le drinking du la Diet Dew du les Mountains après she noticezed that it ate une hole en her automobile where it spillezed. Mattie:  Ma husband orderezed une case du la wine from Californicationne that will be deliverezed to us en trois du les years. Le Club:  That es une long time por to wait por le wine. Claudette:  It will be spoilezed by le time vous get it. Et then Claudette criticized ma petite cup du Jager.  She said, "Millie, vous should only havez cinq ounces du l'alcohol en une jour." Moi:  What? What ever happenezed to huit du les ounces? When did huit du les ounces turnez ento cinq du les ounces? Et then I am not sure what ma Mere was trying por to complainez about mais she said, "I don't give une fucking fly about it." Moi: Ma Mere!  It es not une fucking fly, it es une flying fuck." Le Club: Hahahahahahahahaha Oh, Genvieve.  Vous es so cute.

Et then it was time por le Shake du Jour

Bartender: Claudette

NUMBRE DU JOUR:  Quatre

RULES: UNE DOLLAR TO PLAY, CINQ OF A KIND TO WIN HALF DE LE POT, TROIS SHAKES ET FARMING DE LA LAND IS ALLOWED.

1^st Shaker: Claudette……………resulte…………Trois. 2^nd Shaker: Ma Soeur…………resulte…….Deux. 3rd Shaker: Mattie………..resulte……..Trois. 4th Shaker: Moi………..resulte……..Trois. 5th Shaker: Ma Mere……………resulte…………Quatre. 6th Shaker: Mademoiselle du la Ga Ga……………resulte…………Trois. Be sure to visitez us ce next week.  Le Mere es going por to practice avec les sayings that es naughty.