Le Club that just won't go away
BS Club Officiale Business
I tried with out success por to get into le applicationnes du les games en le mere's computer.
BS Conversationnes
Angelique: I have une update on Etienne.
Ma Mere: Wait! Arretez! I can not hearez vous.
Ma mere was fillezing une glass ave les ices from le automatic dispencer du les cubes.
Angelique: We have schedulezed une date.
Le Club: What? Une date? Avec le handsome monsieur, Eteinne from le center du les recyclables?
Slap du les high cinqs went around le room après hearing le tres excitemente news.
Angelique: Oui, on ce soir du Friday he es going por to pickez moi up et we es going out por une fry du les poissons.
Clementine: I have had it avec all de les peoles that es arretezing moi en le streets por to givez moi advice about le neuvaux Restaurante. It es not even ma restaurante!
Moi: What kind du le advice do they give to vous?
Clementine: How to make les hamburgeres.
Angelique: I heard that vous should never givez le advice unless vous es asked por it or if someone es en grave danger.
Moi: Did someone givez vous that advice parce que vous askezed por it or parce que vous were en le grave danger?
Et then Angelique made une salty marguerita avec les berries du les straws et it caught l'attentionne du
Morrie Amsterdam.
Clementtine: Where es Louisa?
Moi: She es at Bella avec Bridgette Luanne, having all de les feetes beautified por le trip to Diego du San.
Angelique: Where es Giselle et Shirlee-Bunnee?
Moi: Giselle es malade et Shirlee-Bunnee es working les heurs de l'overtime.
Clementine: Can I havez some du la lime por ma bierre?
Angelique: Vous can havez une slice. Le rest es por le dip du le guacamole that je suis making over here.
Et then le subject turnezed over to les peoples on le news, like it so often does.
Clementine: What did I missez at le last meeting?
Moi: Claudette said she does not like Bob du la Costas.
Clementine: Vous meanez le monsieur du le Olympics avec le eye that was pink?
Moi: Oui, she callezed him une
pink-eyed-prick.
Le Club: Hahahahahahahaha...Oh that Claudette!
Clementine: What ever happenezed to le local monsieur du la weather? Vous know, Georges du David?
Angelique: Oh, I know. I lookezed him up on l'internet. He was blind du la sighted. Une jour they just said, vous es fini, et that was that. Now he es en Minnesota forcasting les weathers.
Et then Claudette walked en le door. She went straight to le cabinet et removezed her plastique por les safety purposes glass et fillezed it avec le wine et said, "Ma derierre hurtez from all du les exercises du votre classe, Clementine. Les lunges es killing moi."
Clementine: Where were vous le last soir Angelique? Vous did not comez to ma classe.
Angelique: I was sitting on ma sofa, poutezing. I had por to pay 600$ du les dollares to fixez ma automobile yesterday et mes pipes es starting por to backez up again en ma mason.
Le Club: Gasp. Oh C'est domage. 600$ du les dollares!
Angelique: Mais, don't worry. I will be back to le classe ce next time. I had une shot de le chortizone en ma hip yesterday et now je suis perfectemente. How does that makez vous feel? Je suis es le jeunest de la groupe et I had une shot du le chortizone por ma hip.
Le Club: Hahahahahahahaha Oh, that es not so humorous.
Claudette: Mon husband finally has listezed our mason avec le realitor, Magdelina. I said to him, "Now, do not make le life du Magdelina miserable." He can do that vous know.
Ma Mere: I can not holdez ma tongue. I must por to say it. Le word es realtor, not real-
i-tor. That es une du mes peeves du les pets.
Clementine: Oh, ma peeve du la pet es le way les peoples say cerebral palsey.
Moi: Vous mean like cerebral palsey?
Clementine: Oui, vous said it wrongez. It es cerebral, like (le brain) palsey. NOT cerebral like une celebrity, palsey.
Claudette: Je suis es so pissezed. Le doctor gave mon husband medicine por to disguisez le thyroid problem instead du medicine por to fixez it. I want his thyroid fixezed..
Moi: Porquoi did they not givez him medicine to fixez it?
Claudette: Mon husbande forgot to tellez the doctor all de les symptoms, like, "I am un hole du une derierre et I have been une jerk." Le next time he goes, je suis going to go avec him so that I can tellez le doctor all de les symptoms on ma list.
Le Club: Hahahahahahahaha
Claudette: There es deux de les mademoiselles at ma work who es divorcezed et they es starting por to date again. They es en le Match.com. J'adorez to listen to les conversationnes. Une du them was parlezing about une monsieur that es tres nice et he likes por to dancez. She adorez to go out dancing et she had tres fun avec le monsieur. Mais she said that she es not attractezed to him parce que he es grand as une mason. So she turnezed him down por le seconde date. Et then there was un other monsieur who she went out avec who was tres handsome, mais, he es not interested to go on une seconde date avecn her. She said it made her pense that maybe she es not so perfectemente on le departemente du les looks.
Le Club: Es she ugly?
Claudette: Non. Mais she es not jolie. Et she es not petite.
Le Club: Did that changez her tune about le monsieur who es grand as une mason?
Claudette: Non. She said, she could never doez him, so porquoi bother?
Le Club: Hahahahahahha
Clementine: That means, have le sex.
Ma Mere: I know that!
Claudette: Je suis jealous. Le madame es dancezing her way through all kinds du les messieurs. Le other jour I heard her say, I have decidezed por to take le other monsieur. Le une avec le hair that es dark. I thought, "Oh, it must be just like shopping."
Le Club: Hahahahahahha
Et then Louisa sent une photographe du les toes avec ce message.
"Bon luck avec le Shake du Jour"
Bartender: Clementine
Numbre du jour: Deux
Rules: Une dollar to play, cinq of a kind to win half de le pot, trois shakes et farming de la land is allowed.
1st Shaker: Claudette……………resulte…………Deux.
2nd Shaker: Moi…………resulte…….Deux.
3rd Shaker: Angelique………..resulte……..Trois.
4th Shaker: Moi………..resulte……..Trois.
5th Shaker: Le Mere………..resulte……..Trois.
6th Shaker: Claudette………..resulte……..Quatre!!!! SOOO CLOSE AGAIN.
Come back ce next week to find out if Angelique doez Etienne.
Le Mere: I know what that means.
