Le club avec la pizazze.
Officiale BS Business
Ma Soeur providezed moi avec le itinerary por le trip to Diego San.
BS Conversationnes
Ma Soeur: Millie, I forgot por to wish vous une happy birthday de Jean du Cowsill.
Shirlee-Bunny: Jean du Cowsill? Like en le bande du les Cowsills?
Ma Soeur: Oui, Millie had une grande crushez on Jean du Cowsill et I like por to pointez it out every March.
Le Club: Hahahahahaahahaha
Ma Mere: Do vous know that Jaques du le Green es thrity-un years old? He has une neuvaux album de les musiques out.
Et that reminded moi to put en le neuvaux CD du
'Diet Folk'.
Ma Mere: Maxwelle Smarte disconnectezed ma player du les CD ce matin et Louisa had por to fixez it.
Moi: How do vous know it was
Maxwelle Smarte?
Ma Mere: I saw him over there goofezing around et le lamp du les Chinese was knockezed over into le corner.
Ma Soeur: Maxwelle Smarte steppezed on le switch on le surge boarde et turnezed it off.
Maxwelle Smarte ignorezed les accusationnes .
Ma Mere: I thought Louisa either brought soupe or else she urinatezed en une container du la Tupperware.
Moi: What was en le container?
Ma Soeur: Gin.
Le Club: Hahahahahaahahaha
Et then ma soeur told une story de les parentes du la fille that Christophe adorez. "They es cuckoo por cocoa puffs et they needez por to get une life et let la fille livez her own life. I was so pissezed when we met. I wishezed I had said so many de les things, mais I did not. I just got up et said, "I have had enough. Let's ditchez le scene, Pierre." There es une saying en Francais that means, "I wish I would have said so many de les things, mais I did not. 'L'esprit d'escalier.'
Moi: There es also le saying du Francais,
'Deja Vu.' It meanez, I feel like I have beenez here before. Et then there es le other saying du Francais,
Vuja De.' It meanez, I feel like I have never beenez here before.
Le Club: Hahahahahaahahaha
Ma Soeur: Les parentes du la fille es making les parentes du Bridgette Luanne's first boyfriend seem almost normalle.
Moi: Apres Bridgette Luanne brokez up avec le first boyfriend, Sven said to Pierre, "I hear that Bridgette Luanne es now dating le frère du Bin Laden et Pierre said, "I don't care, as long as he es not nommered Johnsonne."
Le Club: Hahahahahaahahaha
Et then le topic turnezed over to le movie 'Ma Grand Fat Greek Wedding. Et we reminiscezed about all de le parts du humor.
Et then ma notes es not clear as to porquoi, mais ma mere said, "J'adorez Hugh le Grant." Et I said, "Oh, Giselle despisez Hugh le Grant."
Et then we all said that we missez Giselle et we hopez that she feels better soon.
Ma Soeur: Shirlee-Bunny, did vous know that le Restaurant de le Rouge Steer en Minocqua es closezed?
Shirlee-Bunny: Je suis not surprisezed. It was going down le hill since le mere got out du la business.
Et then we discussezed how
Maxwelle Smarte et
Morrie Amsterdam both
adorez le juice de les olives. They were on le counter drinkezing it out du le cap du la jar.
Et then Ma Mere said, "Angelique, how es les things going avec le monsieur du la dump?
Angelique: Vous meanez le monsieur du le centre por les recycleabes?
Le Club: Oui.
Et then Angelique told le club le story about ce date et we all leanezed forward por to listen carefully.
"Well, he drovez over por to pickez moi up et he came inside ma mason et we smoochezed."
Le Club: They smoochezed!!
"Et then he met mes chiens et we smoochezed some more."
Le Club: They smoochezed some more!!
"Et then we went to le Side du la Lake Restaurante por to meet mes neighbors por le fry du les poissons. I told Etienne that le Side du la Lake Restaurante es where I hangez out et not por to be surprisezed if a lot de les peoples know moi there. Et right off le batte we ran into un monsieur who es une profound Republican avec une grande busche. He es mon ami that
I like por to arguez with. He did not see Etienne et he yellezed, "Angelique, how es things going avec le monsieur du la dump?"
Le Club: NON!
"Et I pointezed at Etienne avec les grand eyes et said, that es him right over there. SSSShhhh." Et he said, "Oopsez." Et then it turnezed out that Etienne knewez le tender du la bar. He used por to be related to her through le marriage."
Le Club: Oh!
"Et then we atez our dinner avec mes neighbors et we all got alongez perfectemente. Et then Etienne drovez moi back to ma mason et we smoochezed some more."
Le Club: They smoochezed some more!!
"Et then he went to his automobile por to leavez et then he came backez to ma mason avec le container de les leftovers. I did not eat all du ma poisson ou all de ma pomme du baked. I ate like une petite fille."
Le Club: Hahahahahahahahahahaha
"Et then he drovez away."
Le Club: Et that was le fini?
Angelique: Oui, mais I could not go to ma bed. I was wide awakez. So I drovez back to le Side du la Lake Restaurante por to parlez avec le tender du la bar. When she saw moi come in, she said, "I knew vous would be back Angelique, mais I thought vous would waitez until tomorrow."
Et I said, "I could not waitez. Tellez moi what vous know about Etienne."
Et she said, "He is tres nice, et tres gentille et tres sweete, mais he es not tres innocente."
Et I said, "What do vous mean?"
Et she said, "He cheatezed on his wife."
Et I said, "Oh."
Le Club: Oh.
Et then it was time por Le Shake du jour
Bartender: Ma Mere
Numbre du jour: Six
Rules: Une dollar to play, cinq of a kind to win half de le pot, trois shakes et farming de la land is allowed.
1st Shaker: Ma Mere……………resulte…………Une.
2nd Shaker: Shirlee-Bunny…………resulte…….Une.
3rd Shaker: Moi………..resulte……..Deux.
4th Shaker: Angelique………..resulte……..Deux.
5th Shaker: Ma Soeur………..resulte……..Deux.
What une shockee. Nobody won le shake du jour. C'est tragique.
Tune in ce next week por to see if Giselle es ever coming back to le Club de BS.
