It is forty fucking degrees below zero for the one hundredth day in a row.
Pardon my French, but I have to say below zero, when it’s below zero. There isn’t any another way to put it, unless I start talking Celsius. I looked up what the temperature would be in Celsius, but alas, the converter says it’s -40 in Celsius too. There is no way around it, we are just plain old fucked.Things to do when it’s -40 Fahrenheit and -40 Celsius
1) STAY IN BED AS LONG AS POSSIBLE
2) EAT LOTS OF POTATOES
3) HAVE YOUR DOG WALK HIMSELF
4) LISTEN TO REGGE MUSIC
5) DRINK COFFEE WITH BAILEYS
6) PAY YOUR BILLS
7) MAKE A FIRE IN YOUR LIVINGROOM
8) HAVE YOUR DOG WALK HIMSELF
9) MAKE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES AND EAT THEM ALL
10) DRINK COFFEE WITH BAILEYS
11) PUT ON CLOTHES RIGHT OUT OF THE DRYER
12) DRINK COFFEE WITH BAILEYS
13) HAVE YOUR DOG WALK HIMSELF
14) GO BACK TO BED
How are you coping?