40 BELOW AND HOLDING STEADY

 

It is forty fucking degrees below zero for the one hundredth day in a row.

Pardon my French, but I have to say below zero, when it’s below zero.  There isn’t any another way to put it, unless I start talking Celsius.  I looked up what the temperature would be in Celsius, but alas, the converter says it’s -40 in Celsius too.  There is no way around it, we are just plain old fucked.  

Things to do when it’s -40 Fahrenheit and -40 Celsius

1)      STAY IN BED AS LONG AS POSSIBLE

2)      EAT LOTS OF POTATOES

3)      HAVE YOUR DOG WALK HIMSELF

4)      LISTEN TO REGGE MUSIC

5)      DRINK COFFEE WITH BAILEYS

6)      PAY YOUR BILLS

7)      MAKE A FIRE IN YOUR LIVINGROOM

8)      HAVE YOUR DOG WALK HIMSELF

9)      MAKE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES AND EAT THEM ALL

10)   DRINK COFFEE WITH BAILEYS

11)   PUT ON CLOTHES RIGHT OUT OF THE DRYER

12)   DRINK COFFEE WITH BAILEYS

13)   HAVE YOUR DOG WALK HIMSELF

14)   GO BACK TO BED

How are you coping?

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